i can’t stop watching
his hair tho, as the hood flies off
there’s a lot to discuss here
Great Gatherer Comments #2 - Lightning Bolt (M10)
"You have to help us!" Wizards says, barging in to the tiny office. "Creatures have taken over the game! Elf decks, Jund decks, Fae, Zoo- hyper-efficient creatures and underpriced bombs! You have to stop them! They’ve killed draw-go, and turned the game into a four-turn clock."
Lightning Bolt leans back a little. Casually, he puts his feet up on his desk. “Well, boy, I can’t slow down your game for you. I don’t ask questions- players, creatures, it’s all the same. But I can make hyper-efficient mid-range creatures look like Grey Ogres. You’ve seen my work with that guy, right? Brilliant. But you do know that I haven’t worked for you in years?”
Wizards lowers it’s gaze. “We….we know. But we’re desperate. We thought it might not look like an arms race between removal and creatures if we called in past contracts.”
Bolt smirks. “Hey. I’m just glad to be back in the game.” Slowly, he dons a pair of sunglasses. “Hey, Terminate? Get geared up. We’ve got work to do.”
wait a minute
actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.
i am so down with this~
No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it.
You guys don’t think big enough.
Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.
not big enough.
with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.
every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that
I don’t know how I missed the spoiling of an entire Planeswalker earlier! But here he is: Our new Sarkhan, now in red!
He can pull a Gideon and become a creature, literally turning into a dragon. He can deal damage, protecting himself. And he has an emblem that’s not the best, but easy to get. Feels VERY red though!
What do you all think?
ok so, my theory is, the time travel element is we go into the future and chandra and gideon literally have a child and its sarkhan. thats what i think